Illiterate Comic Hell

Hulloo! Call me Walter :) |They/Them| Owner of The Minecraft Account | I take doodle requests! I'm fine with most things! I will not tolerate bigotry, pedophilia, or hate speech. I will block you.

I'm currently in the process of making my first comic It's Not the End of the World.

Anyway! This blog is LGBTQA+ safe! If you see something on here that's not, tell me! I'll take it down! Have a good day!

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✧My Art✧ ✧Comic Progress Updates✧

Characters
The Minecraft Account

aaaaaaahhhh this is going so well!!!!!! (hello murphy's law)

i've got page 1 reworked and finished (finally), page 2 is also done, and page 3 & 4 have are in they're first draft AAAAAHAHHAH

IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW AND IT'S WEIRD (is this how "normal" people feel????)


iT's a CoMic AnoUnCmeNT ErRMErgErD

It's a short one, ya know, for buildin muh comic skillz. It wont be perfect but eh, it'll be fun to do! (plus i fell like if i dont do it now i never will lol)

this idea's been in my head for about a year and a half? I have the first chapter outlined n stuff.

if you read it I hope you enjoy it!!!

(art, w/o words under cut)



Commission - DnD Paladin

Commission I took of a Paladin for a dnd player about a year and a half ago.

It's still one of my favourite pieces, and definitely, one of the most demanding pieces I've done, skill-wise


thoughts -

im here to celebrate "bad" art without the expectation that the artist will eventually learn and get "good".

fill pages and pages with shitty emo pretentious cringy middle-school level 3-verse poetry and unfinished first chapters of boring stories that make no sense and with wobbly disproportionate ugly embarrassing incomprehensible unoriginal drawings.

grab a magazine and some scissors and glue and make a wrinkly collage without a motif or any rhyme or reason. grab a handful of play-doh and make an amorphous little person or an unrecognizable dog. make a thousand little shapes with your big shaky useless hands.

sit at the piano and play with it. make up an easy little melody and play it over and over again in the high keys and the low keys. listen to your favorite song and try to play it by ear bc you cant read music. manage to learn only a little bit but play it again and again.

sing, sing, SING goddamnit with your grating nasally too loud or too quiet completely off-key voice and DANCE awkwardly hopelesly off-rythm with your stiff clumsy limbs because it brings you a primal sort of joy

let go of rules and expectations and goals and performance and the invisible or visible audience. let art be your eternal playground even in adulthood, when it becomes forbidden.

play.


Some people can deffinately tell when i come back after awhile

:)


trans rights are human rights

herobrined -


herobrined -

this post is still relevant no matter what! always be reminded that trans rights ARE human rights and if you disagree go step on a lego!


look at this bab on alien plaan, he gonna get his face shaved off by thar dust storm ^-^


LASAGNA RECIPE

It's to die for!


pppppbbt, mmm vines, haha noooo it's totally not a medusa-d person, what are you even talking about ppppppffft


Reality vs. The Witch of Berlin

sckreeeee -

Existence tore at the seams before their very eyes.

Reality ripped, spilling thread after thread. Each it's own singularity, bursting and weaving in and out of the established pattern. The existential cloth. The plain of Esse, the very thing that held All together, was frayed.

It was frayed.

"What the fuck," The Holder hissed.

The Holder, otherwise known as Their Greatness The Holder of Worlds, Monger of Realities, was the sole entity entrusted with the Entirety. This privilege was given to them by the First. Who the First was exactly no one really knew. All the same, The Holder'd been given a responsibility and despite their many faults, they had kept that responsibility well taken care of for millennia.

And to see it in this state?

Maddening.

The Holder gently took the Fabric and bristled in suppressed anger. The damage was minimal, almost irrelevant in how easily fixable it was, but the fact that it'd been marred before them was unforgivable. The Holder's being sharpened into an approximation of glare as they softly reattached strands and smoothed the edges of Esse.

They would find what did this and it would become an example.

(A young witch in Germany sneezed into her school book, making quite a mess of things. Grimacing, she rubbed her nose and carefully closed the book. She mentally promised to deal with it later.

She doesn't.)


The Minecraft Account

literallyilliterate -

Okay, this is how it's gonna work. The email and password for the account is under the cut, BUT!!! I'll be changing the password every month. So! in order to keep up to date, you'll need to fill out This Spreadsheet. I'm asking for your emails, but I won't be contacting you for any other reason than the password change. This is also a way for me to keep track of how many people are using the account.

When you log into Minecraft.net for the first time with this account, it's going to ask you some security questions. Please! Contact me(owlfeatherboy@gmail.com)! I will only give the answers to you when asked.

This portion was deleted. If you are still interested in using the account please, contact me. Waterfall or email


The Minecraft Account

Okay, this is how it's gonna work. The email and password for the account is under the cut, BUT!!! I'll be changing the password every month. So! in order to keep up to date, you'll need to fill out This Spreadsheet. I'm asking for your emails, but I won't be contacting you for any other reason than the password change. This is also a way for me to keep track of how many people are using the account.

When you log into Minecraft.net for the first time with this account, it's going to ask you some security questions. Please! Contact me(owlfeatherboy@gmail.com)! I will only give the answers to you when asked.

This portion was deleted. If you are still interested in using the account please, contact me. Waterfall or email


literallyilliterate -

Question.

How'd ya'll feel about a communal waterfall minecraft account?

Cuz like, ive been thinking about buying an account, since the old one I used isn't valid anymore, and i feel like it would be nice if other people could use it too. I thought it would be fun to poll a name for the account or something.

Also, what would even happen? Do you think it would get shut down if they caught wind of it???

Thoughts?


literallyilliterate -

@gloatbee it seems it not an account. From what i can tell there was a waterfall mc server, but thats completely different from just letting people use your own account. I may have missed the communal accont tho, so my bad if i did.


goat-ish -

I'l be honest with you, @literallyilliterate, I have no idea of what's the difference, so I may have confused the server for an account


literallyilliterate -

@gloatbee It's alright!

A minecraft server makes it so that people in completely diferent places can play minecraft together in the same world. The server usually is just a single world, but I've seen servers with multiple.

A minecraft account is what allows you to play Minecraft, but you have to pay for the game. You buy the game, download it, and log in with your account in order to play.

What I want to do is creat an account where I've already bought minecraft and give the username and password to people who want it so that all they have to do is download the game and play.


literallyilliterate -

Question.

How'd ya'll feel about a communal waterfall minecraft account?

Cuz like, ive been thinking about buying an account, since the old one I used isn't valid anymore, and i feel like it would be nice if other people could use it too. I thought it would be fun to poll a name for the account or something.

Also, what would even happen? Do you think it would get shut down if they caught wind of it???

Thoughts?


literallyilliterate -

@gloatbee it seems it not an account. From what i can tell there was a waterfall mc server, but thats completely different from just letting people use your own account. I may have missed the communal accont tho, so my bad if i did.


Question.

How'd ya'll feel about a communal waterfall minecraft account?

Cuz like, ive been thinking about buying an account, since the old one I used isn't valid anymore, and i feel like it would be nice if other people could use it too. I thought it would be fun to poll a name for the account or something.

Also, what would even happen? Do you think it would get shut down if they caught wind of it???

Thoughts?


Me: at health clinic

Babies: also there

Hippie part of my brain: why are there babies here-

City Brain: shut up.

The jumbled mess of pro- vax and anti- vax: vAcci*Ne!!***!**.

Me: baaaaabyyyyyy


Do ya'll eat these? Cause, they're super good and I like them.

(Its not a clover, its called sorel)


The itsy bitsy spider was out in town to play,

But down came the rain and forced his will to fade,

Then out came the sun and dried up all the rain,

But the isty bisty spider was never seen again


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